Couldn’t happen any better than this

Anywhere I go, I see your disgusting face

Never did I thought I had to spend more time with you

Nor being stuck on a desert island out of the blue

I could eat you now, and get over with

But I don’t fancy any of your meat

Around the island, I might find a snake

Lonely and desperate that could be my mate.

*I have been shipwrecked on a desert island with my worst enemy and I’m very hungry. This is an acrostic poem where each line begins with the letters C-A-N-N-I-B-A-L