Lost teeth sequel

This old wife of mine is so mean
She does things that make me scream
Like she did the other day
When my teeth got in her way
So she deserves something quite supreme.

Early in the morning today, I went to the DIY
Before she woke up so couldn’t question why
Bought a super glue
To fill her bottle of shampoo
So she’ll learn not to mess with this guy.

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